Istanbul → Lisbon flight. A big Arab guy with a beard sat next to me.
As soon as we sat down, he kept watching porn on his phone. He kept glancing over to check my reaction. When our eyes met, I smiled and said, “Take it easy, enjoy,” and he smiled back like a solid brother. After that he watched comfortably.
An hour later, our baby started wailing for about two hours and we ended up being a nuisance.
The guy in the aisle seat smiled and said, “Baby should cry, take it easy.” He didn’t get up every time, but he would move aside and help us out.
When we got off, we parted ways with smiles.
The best flight mate is the porn guy.
Best Comments
User1 A guy watching porn on a plane when there’s a baby next to him??
User2 Maybe it wasn’t full-on porn—more like an R-rated movie with heavy adult scenes.
User3 I just can’t understand watching porn without touching your junk lol. Is he training for something?
User4 Maybe in the 3-seat row, the OP (the husband) was in the middle, and on each side were the porn guy and the wife holding the baby?